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A deceivingly titillating woman with a festering pussy, usually African American but occasionally White. They can dress well but often times they take fashion to several levels beyond ridiculous and spend 85% of their measly income (or government checks) on clothes and personal accessories. The Hoochie population is concentrated in the Dirty South.

They are gold digging robots with several high priority life objectives which are; to get fucked by Negroes with the biggest dick and highest social status (they prefer dope boys with lots of money to spend on them). Small dicked dudes are exceptional as long as they are caked up. They drive economy cars, entry level luxury sedans, or affordable (Kia, Hyundai, Toyota) mid sized sedans painted in loud colors with at least 20" chrome (sometimes rented) wheels on them. More and more hoochies are being seen driving cars on the LX platform like Chrysler 300's, Chargers and Magnums.

Very nice clothes, shoes and personal accessories are the second most extremely important things in their lives, if they can't have this, they feel that there is absolutely no purpose in life and become depressed.

They treat their children (minimum - two) like neglected pets and tickets to free money from the government in the form of welfare checks and child support.

Personal hygiene is of low priority to a hoochie. She showers everyday but can't wash away the bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, chamydia, ghonareah, HIV/AIDS(occasionally), and the dank, rank smell between their legs. So they use lots of fragrances and body wash to mask their coochie odor.

A hoochie's vaginal canal is the largest, deepest orifice on their body. It can accommodate a watermelon and two baseball bats without lube or effort.

Hoochies are very dangerous and will most likely cause a nigga to end up shot into a holey bloody heap of dead dumb nigga.
Toya: I heard Taytay still fuckin wit dat hoochie bitch Porsha from Sistrunk. She is suckin the money straight outta that nigga.

Lameisha: I heard Taytay got beat to death wit Churches chicken drumsticks last night! Real fucked up, all cause of Porsha stank pussy ass.

Toya: For real?!! Damn and last month she got Latavius shanked 21 times by T-Bird soon as he got outta prison. And Rodrod.... somebody raped the poor boy wit a corn on a cob from churches chicken!!!

Lameisha: Might be the same nigga dat beat Taytay to death girl!

Toya: Oo damn you smart.
by Timdot May 10, 2008
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SLutty chick who bums drinks off men at the bar and lives with her estranged babys daddy rent free in a shitty town. Easy to identify because they call other chicks Hoochies when theyare in fact the queen hoochie.
"Look at Beth, she's over there bummin drinks again. What a fuckin Hoochie Mama"
by Mayor of Malone January 11, 2011
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A hoochie wears every fashion statement from the previous decade in one outfit. Big ass earrings & big ass hair. Makeup caked on...seriously...like a layer cake! She will get butt ass drunk and sleep in that thick ass makeup, it will get all over clothes (that she also passed out in), and her car (where she passed out), and then the next day before she goes to the get some coffee (or takes a shower), she will apply more gaudy makeup on top of that old mess!

Sometimes her teeth are jacked up, and usually they have lipstick on them, but that doesn't stop the dudes from going after her. It's surprising to the women who are not hoochies, have good teeth, and are actually cute, that the men pass them up for the hoochie.

She has sex toys so outrageous and huge in her night stand that it makes you wonder if her vagina is a giant cave of some sort. People can't seem to resist those signs telling them "Next Exit: Zero Gravity Cave". And though her sign isn't written, it's spelled out by how drunk and obnoxious she acts. "Look at me! I'm drunk! I've got so much makeup on you can get sticky with me!"

She screws really hot guys, and professionals like doctors (in hospitals) and lawyers (at restaurants). Now, I ain't sayin she's a gold digger...But they do buy her plastic stripper shoes, and give her some money sometimes (she tells them it's for rent, but it's for cocaine).

The only one who doesn't want to bone her is her drug dealer (though he prolly did tap that ass at least once).
"Look at that hoochie! She's all up on your man like that...you need to get her nasty ass away from him before she gets her makeup all over that new shirt you bought him!"
by brainybabe April 17, 2015
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You must steer clear of hoochies man! They are usually Black and from the ghetto (projects or section 8 communities). They wear crazy hairdoos, crazy clothes, jewelry and occasionally grills or gold fronts (those are the most dangerous). They take your money and get you in beef with other dudes! They live for drama (epitome of "drama queen") and lure you with their big apple bottom then tease you with their banged up coochie to get money, cars, jewelry and clothes from you. If you get one pregnant, you fucked up and you're fucked for a long time.
Javaris: Latisharashondisha is a hoochie ass bitch man, she got TayTay shot up last week because several of her ex boyfriends were the entire Blood gang. She even stole the money outta dudes' house after she found out he was in the hospital!

Jerome: Cot damn brah! Guess I gotta move to another state cause I smashed that yesterday!

Javaris: She got that Killa Pussy brah.
by Timdot May 17, 2008
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Hoochie is a word often used to describe women associated with rap videos or women who are willing to expose themselves in a similar fashion for fame or money.

A hoochie can also be used to describe any woman who dresses in a way DIRECTLY targeted to get attention from men, while she will shoot down and condemn any guy who tries to give her a compliment while she will hook up with any guy who treats her like trash or offers her drugs.
Example 1: Mama always told me don't end up like the hoochies in the rap videos.
Example 2: Rebecca has been acting like a real hoochie lately, she could have left the party with a doctor but Riley got her again.
by RealAlHarvinger July 04, 2014
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a female from the 'hood that is generally known for smokin weed, drinkin 40's, and givin up that pussy. (could sometimes be a thug bitch as well, usually unemployed and "on the county")
Damn, them hoochies aint about shit. Let's just get 'em fucked up and FUCK!
Damn, I'd sho' love to fuck that hoochie!
by BigSloMo April 28, 2006
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A Hoochie can mean several different things, describing the same thing about the look of a woman apperance. A Hoochie is a woman who dresses like she is ready to get fucked good.. She will have long nails, often with decorative patters painted on them..... you know the kind you get done in those fancy getto nails salon. HIgh heels between the ages of 18-32. She is not a whore, but she will fuck you if you are self centered. Hair is often red or black with blonde highlights.
Hey joey,,,, did you see the pretty toes on that Hoochie. No dude,, I was looking at her lipgloss.... (hoochie is a high maintanace cheap but pretty girl)
by Dave "Ballsmen" Concepcion November 11, 2005
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