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8. Hoobastank
A Rock and Roll band that's really very bland. The next CREED. (Only they don't get the Creed offical Flag Award for SUCKING.) Despite that, they have the best Rock and Roll name since Uncle Cracker.
The Album is in a blank, all white CD holder with black text labeled "GENERIC ROCK."
by G-Union Jun 23, 2004 add a video
9. hoobastank
when a girl gets done working out and is dripping with gleaming sweat...she then places a man's penis in between her arm and side in the armpit region and strokes him to ejaculation.
Rob: "Dude did that bitch give you a hoobastank?"

Chet: "Yeah...i came all over her sports bra."
10. hoobastank
the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"
oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd
by dave n' eddie Sep 1, 2004 add a video
11. hoobastank
The incredibly fragrant aroma of fecal matter from one's insufficiently wiped ass. Typically noticed during doggy style sex from the receiver, by the giver. If you aren't sure what it smells like, take a shit in the toilet and then turn around and stick your face in the bowl and inhale deeply through your nose.
I started pounding Laura last night doggy style but she hadn't finished her paperwork. The hoobastank was so bad I lost my wood and had to try something else.
12. Hoobastank
The result when somebody breaks wind in another's air supply, i.e. a scoba tank
That hoobastank is choking the very breath that sustains my poor lungs
13. hoobastank
The members of the band seem to enjoy coming up with different definitions for the term, from a shoe lover to a person with a smelly butt, so there may be no official definition, at least as far as they're concerned.
There is no definition.
by nowayman Apr 24, 2005 add a video
14. Hoobastank
Meaning 'Awesome', 'Cool', 'Rockin' Though most commonly mistake it for meaning, 'To Stink'

As seen in Hot Rod
That was HOOBASTANK!
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