Hey Boaby, gonnae gies a hon hoddin up these laddirs?
"Hons that dae dishes can be soft as yer face - wi' mild green Fairy Liquid."
The Asian equivalent of pedobear.
Hon said "I swear she said she was at least in elementary school"
Guy's friends" Hon the man!"
At a sporting event "Hon the <insert team name>!"
Her forbears were immortalized by John Waters in the Movie "Hair Spray." Please see the movie for further honformation.
"Hey hon, Where's Elmer?"
"He's downna Royal Farm Store getting a soda hon"
"Hon, if you see him tell him I's lookin for em"