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erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool
That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.
by england phi beta gamma September 03, 2008
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I got big honkers. They always bounce when I walk even if I am wearing a bra.
by Stacy February 21, 2004
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"She has a nice pair of honkers."
by x January 31, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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(Noun) A large nose; referring to the fake noses that clowns wear that, when squeezed, produce a 'honk' sound.
You've got quite a honker on your face.
by AnonymouslyManlyMan August 27, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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ulster scots for the ball of your foot/ the heel
sit on yer honkers wee lawd!
by lets move on August 08, 2003
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Someone who honks her horn at someone at the same time someone closes or opens a door, just so someone can have time powers and scare the locals.
Girl 1: "I don't know who the Honker is?"
Girl 2: "The Honker?"
Girl 1: "I'm scared to close my door, let alone open it."
Girl 2: "I hope not."
by Blakeintown January 30, 2015
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