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A term used to describe a mullet sporting, flannel shirt wearing, bearded lesbian that frequents message boards and posts as a man.

Honk will quickly become the most hated member of any message board and is usually banned for life.
Ever since Honk was fired from Sonic she stays on this damn message board.
 
1.
To squeeze a booby and pretend its a horn or klaxon type device...see also Hoot
Honk!!! Oooh you cheaky scallywag!
by Dr Billy December 14, 2003
 
2.
The sound you should make when you squeeze one or both of a chick's breasts, preferably while in public.
"Hey baby, come here for a second... honk!"
by Titusgoldfish November 11, 2004
 
3.
the noise mooses make
honk goes the moose
by poo February 12, 2004
 
4.
Money (particularly cash)
I was out last night, I spent a lot of honk.
by EdStrong August 29, 2008
 
5.
To puke, spew , or blow chunks
Garth : What if he honks in the car ?
Wayne : I'm giving you a "No Honk" guarantee.
by Bibble Fo Shizzle November 14, 2005
 
6.
A person who is so blindly devoted to something or some person/group, especially regarding sports, that they continue to stand their ground no matter the opposition.
Despite the realization of steroids, poor managing and underperformance by overpaid players, Jimmy from Brooklyn insisted the Yankees were the best organization in baseball. He's such a Yankees honk.
by J. Pink October 27, 2009
 
7.
Used to describe someone or something that absolutely sucks.
"No way I'm going to see a Ben Afleck movie. That guy honks." Another example - "Atlanta's BBall team sucks so bad, they should change their name from the Hawks to the Altanta Honks".
by Bobby Nevada December 07, 2005