An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.
by Sharawadgis March 18, 2011
The crust in between the penis head and shaft that forms after not showering for a day or so. Also known as a homeless guy who says he is richer then you by "life experiences".
The hong dong in my crotch is making my balls itch.
Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.
Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.
by Jewbear April 8, 2007
Having an extremely small penis
by Wildbell88 October 4, 2018
A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.
"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."
by Duke Fenton January 10, 2022
Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.
by Yobungus1337 October 31, 2010
by blackwaterray April 28, 2012
Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
by ChineseChecker January 11, 2014