hogfire
“I once dated a man who was set on fire and survived. One day, he decided to play around and show me his massive Hogfire!”
hogfire by Comic Note August 29, 2021
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hotfire by Kyle Ordans July 31, 2005
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hongfire
A massive media website consisting of many mediums including anime, hentai, news, music, etc. (Currently, it's up 99% of the time.)
"Do you want to obtain media information, or argue in a thread? Browse no further than Hongfire, the multimedia behemoth of the internet.
hongfire by realsilverjunk March 3, 2009
honfidence
Hon: Nobody has misgendered me today! I'm basically stealth.
Anon: This is pure honfidence. You look like a man in a dress.
Anon: This is pure honfidence. You look like a man in a dress.
honfidence by turboautism April 22, 2022
Honfiring
"Hey, I want to go honfiring."
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
Honfiring by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018
the southtyrolean honzfire
love act by the famous southtyrolean HONZ.
first he sets fire to the holz in front of your hittn,
and then he'll fuck you from behind so that your tits will set fire to your bed, which in turn will set fire to your house, which in turn will set fire to your hometown, which he will douze with his man milk.
and now get down on your knees
first he sets fire to the holz in front of your hittn,
and then he'll fuck you from behind so that your tits will set fire to your bed, which in turn will set fire to your house, which in turn will set fire to your hometown, which he will douze with his man milk.
and now get down on your knees
chick a: man i was with the honz yesterday.
chick b: did hedo "the southtyrolean honzfire" with you?
chick a: you betcha. can i stay with you until i find a new place to live?
chick b: did hedo "the southtyrolean honzfire" with you?
chick a: you betcha. can i stay with you until i find a new place to live?
the southtyrolean honzfire by the legend of the honz October 15, 2011