Mutual Friend 1: "So, whatever happened to Jack and Jill? Are they still talking or are they finally going out? I noticed Jill was ranting on FB and Twitter the other night."
Mutual Friend 2: "Oh, they don't even talk anymore. Guess Jack is a honeymooner. Doesn't know how to deal with problems, big or small, when they arise."
2. Often performed when partners run out of other sexual acts to practice. Hence, the name "honeymooner" because by the time you reach your honeymoon, you'll have to break out the honeymooner.