A honeyburger is a young woman who is 50 to 100 pounds overweight, yet carries herself in very well. She dresses fashionably (often in animal print), smells good, accentuates her positive features, loves sex and fellatio, and has a great personality. She'd be hot, if only... she weren't a honeyburger.
when you only have regular cheerios but you want honey nut cheerios so you take some honey and squeeze it until it makes a small heaping dollup. then you take a second cheerio and you mash it on top and squeeze the cheerios together.