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9. honey badger
a nastyass. a honeybadger is most likely to not give a shit. he takes what he wants and he will do anything to get it. even climb a tree. he is fearless and nothing can stand in his way.
woah! that guy is such a honey badger! he's legit!
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1. Honey Badger
A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!
2. honey badger
The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.

A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!
3. Honey Badger
Doesn't give a shit.
Can be used to tell someone, you or overall, doesn't give a shit.

Friend #1 "My life is falling apart, I lost my family, friends, house..."

Friend #2 "Honey Badger."
4. Honey Badger
The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.
When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.
5. Honey badger
The Honey badger has been referred to as "the meanest animal in the world", and they are often considered to have no enemies, apart from man. They are a tenacious small carnivore that has a reputation for being, pound for pound, Africa's most fearless animal despite its small size. They are reputed to go for the scrotum when attacking large animals.
Some people share similar characteristics with the honey badger. They are persistent when they are after something. Once provoked they become ill-natured and intimidating.
6. honey badger
noun person or animal that doesn't give a fuck
the honey badger's crazy. hes swatting the snake. You are like a honey badger you dont give a fuck.
7. honey badger
Honeybadging (verb)
'to honey badge' - definition; to display the acts of Crystal EG's I DONT give a fuck attitude.
OMG Mare! Crystal is honeybadging! that bitch!
OMG Crystal you are so fierce! you are a honey badger!
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