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Floating Hotdogs 

Floating Hotdogs is a mood or a feeling you get when you are single or recently broken up with someone and you are looking for an another partner but there’s no option or no chance with you being with someone. While you’re having no chance with anyone and spending your time all alone being a sad fuck. All your friends are fucking, making out, touching each other and loving each other. And plus your good looking friend is starting to get more attention by the other gender. While you sit there looking like a potato. And to make things worse your ex could be flirting with other guys and getting more touchy and having more fun compared to you being with your ex.

To make things short, The emotion Floating Hotdogs is caused by you being a antisocial bitch and having no chance with someone while you see your friends in love.

Closest emotions to Floating Hotdogs might include Sad, Jealousy, Heartbroken, Hating yourself, Feeling like you’re not good enough, Looking for love, Forever alone, Still a virgin and Feeling like a potato
I’m a bit feeling Floating Hotdogs today.

It sucks feeling Floating Hotdogs man

Hotdogs & Handjobs 

A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.

*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.
At Hotdogs & Handjobs, there is NEVER an unsatisfied customer.
Hotdogs & Handjobs by thejesssays October 15, 2008

ass hotdogs 

the equivalent to assburgers. This case being that instead of hamburgers lodged in your rectum it is hotdogs, much easier to remove
Oh no! I have ass hotdogs!
Lets get the tongs....
ass hotdogs by Pasplace February 8, 2014

Movie Hotdogs 

n. another term for vomit. Specifically the type that comes into the back of your throat, i.e.baby throwupwhile watching a horror movie in a theatre.
1. I was so scared watching Amityville Horror I tasted Movie Hotdogs.

2. We took the corner so fast, that I had movie hotdogs.
Movie Hotdogs by TonyTony June 24, 2005

Bobbing for hotdogs 

When titty fucking a girl, she trie to lick your penis when you slide it really fast through her twin cities.
Hey do you want to go bobbing for hotdogs tonight.

Hotdogs in the Hallway 

When a female has been with several guys, resulting in the numerous penetrations of her vaginal canal, which widens it to the width similar to the comparison of a hotdog in a hallway
Jimmy: "Did you hook up with kandy last night
Javier: "Yeah, but I didn't feel anything, her vagina was like hotdogs in the hallway."