A white creature resembling the body structure of Homestar and is severely demented.
1. He was created by Strong Bad, on the second last sbemail.
2.The first of his humour was some 'heavy lourde' was dropped on his cranium.
3.He is the master of all quotes.
4.He walks with his two white legs pointing inwards.

1. A song from the 60s
2. One who thinks he can twice
3. One who was raised by a cup of coffee
4. One whose Jenga ship was shanked
5. One who tapes a spoon to an eggplant for a pumpkin carving contest
6. One whose hat repeatedly flies off his head and majestically back on in a circular motion while he utters nonsense

1.He thinks he can twice
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
21. Anything beats breaking up with him

A rambling, white, egg shaped Homestar being, defended primarily by Kerrek. It has been said that, despite his java-induced childhood, he managed to gain a title as a song from the sixties, and has gained the respect of the peach community.

Hoo hoo... where does one start? A white little egg of a thing wearing a blue lampshade with his name on it. Often sports very manly hat that flies off his head when he says his common nonsense.
Homsar was born through a remake of a song from the sixties. While the identity of his parents is unknown, he was graciously raised by a cup of coffee, who did the best possible job. At the age of drweheheheheh, he made his way to Freetown, USA, via the Peaches. Shunned from the town after having a weight dropped on him by Strong Bad, he often hides out in the background, but one who showes appreciation to him by holding down TAB in cartoons and clicking on the yellow area can find him.
His best friend, Strong Sad, enjoys board games with him, though Homsar has trouble understanding the concept of most of them. He has only celebrated two Halloween holidays in his lifetime, and while he still thinks that a pumpakin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it, and he only enjoys treats such as shaving creme, old candies, and especially wrenches, he chooses popular costumes such as Wimpy and Ghost Dog.
He was last spotted at the Strong Sad Look-Alike contest, hosted by Coach Z, where he cried on the inside.

1. A trendy tote bag
2. Knows that its a healthy piece of real estate
3. A blue midget homestar

1.He thinks he can twice
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
21. Anything beats braking up with him
22. he only cries on the inside

1.He thinks he can twice
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
21. Anything beats braking up with him
22. he only cries on the inside
23. he's open to interpretation.