hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

homotini

A derogatory slang term for a feminine martini (appletini, mangotini, rumpletini, etc.) being consumed by a straight male.

He threw up after drinking just one homotini. He was too masculine and his body just rejected it.

homotini by Jdorian February 13, 2008

Homolingus 

A type of STD passed on by women who prefer to live an alternative lifestyle. Often times these women’s will be enamored with hello kitty.

Person 1: Yo bro why you coughing?
Person 2: I think my girlfriend gave me homolingus

Homolingus by Dr.mane August 23, 2023

Homoking

The evolution after the Pokemon Slaking.

Generally misused as an insult even though Homoking has never done anything wrong to society. Homoking is innocent.

The image to display Homoking is two Slakings 69ing.

Slaking can only evolve to Homoking when it finds another Slaking of the same gender to 69 with.

Homoking by PamsD December 11, 2012

homoing 

The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.

Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"

homoing by ninja puppy May 20, 2010

homoming 

to puke violently while spinning in circles while listening to Korn

"dude...i got so wasted at the party last night...i was homoming everywhere."

homoming by kora and colbin January 13, 2009

homoing 

When people are waiting to watch a movie and the person with the movie will not get off the phone.

If Jim Romanko would stop homoing and put that cell away we could watch the movie

homoing by JimRwfrs May 3, 2008