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a variation on the word "homosexual" with possible origins deriving from The Simpsons (see homersexual); usage of word hints towards a midwestern/southern U.S. background
Brad: I think Dr. Frank N. Furter may be one of those homosexers I've read so much about.

Janet: I agree; his carefree attitude is a dead giveaway.
by the13thzen January 06, 2009
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homosexer is a person who enjoys the penetration pleasures of "dabutt"
that homosexer sure likes it in dabutt!
by G-Unit January 23, 2005
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"I didn't know you were a homosexer." Says the redneck.

"I'm not a homosexer, Jim Bob. I am homosexual"
by Rachild101 November 12, 2008
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Those guys you think is straight but , have gay desires,or have done gay shit with other dudes.Mind you,they are NOT feminine or queen-ish,its the actual act of homosexuality that makes the difference.They aren't necessarily on the down low either because they don't have secret gay lives.They just do the gay shit like its nothin',and look at you like what they just did wasn't gay or just don't care it was
I know Diamond is a homosexer,cuz him and his friend Khamil always be boo-lovin' on the couch and actin' like it's some normal shit
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