The scale of ones homosexual actions from 1 to gay.
Guy: I hate you! if your life had a face i would punch it!
Ian: If your life had a nipple i would rub it
Guy:Dude, you just dropped so low on the homoscale
Ian: pizza is something i really admire but touching your
nipples is my true desire
Guy: OMFG, now your lower than justin bieber!!