| 1. | homo gold | ||
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Men with hair bleached to either white or orange. The hair is usually short and full of styling gel. Look at the fag with his homo gold hair.
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| 2. | HOMO GOT COCK | ||
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A gay parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back that I made up. I'm straight, believe it or not.
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HOMO GOT COCK I like big cocks and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a guy walks in with an itty-bitty asshole And a long thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that dick was stuffed Deep in the jeans he's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that trouser snake you got Makes me so horny Ooh, rub his smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average turd burglar friendz I've seen them gay dancin' To hell with romancin' Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of queer magazines Saying average logs are the thing Take the average flaming man and ask him that He's gotta pack much junk So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Has your boytoy got the meat (hell yeah) Tell him to shake it, (shake it), shake it, (shake it), shake that healthy bolt and nuts Homo got cock (LA face with a San Fran bulge) I like'em long and thick And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my gay scandal I wanna get you home And uh, double up uh uh I aint talkin bout playgirl Cuz penis pumps are made for little boys I wann'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Felch-a-lot's in trouble Beggin for a piece... |
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| 3. | gold grill | ||
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Chunks of shit (or inferior quality polished metal) worn on the teeth of rappers or poser-homo's. Nelly/Poof: "Yo G-money Fly-Tip, im so gangsta i shit out gold nuggets and wear it on my teeth. Word"
Metalhead: "California Smile for you" *Proceeds to forcebly place poofs gold grill mouth on the gutter and roundhouse kicks back of head* |
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| 4. | Stay Gold | ||
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The epitome of gay like a replacement for "no homo", if someone does something gay, you say, "stay gold" and chuckle...
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| 5. | Dutch Bastard | ||
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In simplicity, a fatherless Dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a Dutch homo, Or Johan Van Der Smut, "Goldmember." Golmember is known as a Dutch bastard, and in extremely faggish actions, a crazy Dutch bastard. He does not have a fahza and loves gold. and testicles. Typical Dutch bastard
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| 6. | Persianed Out | ||
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Someone who is decked out in all gold. That girl in class, she was "persianed out" in those hella bejeweled pants. Gold gazelles, gold handbag, gold necklace, XERXES
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| 7. | Wes'd it up | ||
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to act like a big raging homo by attending very gay functions, purchasing homo-like items and listening to fag friendly music. "hey guyzzz, i really Wes'd it up this weekend. bought a louie vuitton coin purse with my initials embossed in gold, went to a wine mixer and had a gorgeous time at the john mayer concert. can't wait for my next wes day out. kisses."
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