A "Hardcore Kid" can be described as someone (usually around the age of 17) who stands around at some local community hall and listens to shitty bands.
Band names include, but are not limited to:
A Hero A Fake
Protest the Hero
A New Hero
A Heroes Welcome
- Girl Jeans (usually rolled up to the knee, giving the look of capris)
- V Neck shirts
- Head-band or bandanna
- Converse Shoes / Vans Slip-On Shoes
- Long (girlish) hair
(it was a good example)
Hardcore Kid 1 Wearing a Polo : Holy shit that was fucking crazy did you hear that drummers double bass...
Hardcore Kid 2 wearing band T : Fuck yes...
Hardcore Kid 3 wearing no shirt : Check out me throwing it down with these sick moves.. * pulls a chicken wing into a Pick up pennies then throws in a double front*...
Hardcore Kid 2 : DAMMMMN
Hardcore Kid 1 Wearing a polo : I'm still a hardcore kid and we are hardcore kids because I'm wearing a polo!
An effiminate older gay man, often seen sporting a bouffant, clutching a man-bag, dressed in high waisted slacks and slip-on shoes, a large pinky ring, usually wearing large oval gold eye-glasses.
1. Oh she is such a space poove, ironing her sheets and underwear in her silk brocade dressing gown and leather slippers
2. Aubrey wore a cravat to brunch, what a space poove!
1. German slang for a metro-sexual, or describing someone with keen sense of style or fashion.
2. East coast slang for sexual intercourse with either fat chicks or unattractive women.
That "haken" always wears belts that match his shoes and designer jeans he must read GQ Magazine.
The degenerates of society, the skid marks on the underpants of the world. Low class, usually greasy and disliked.
Those who wear clothing such as skinny jeans and emo shirts, usually in bright and obnoxious colors. Their hair is most likely greasy and uncut.
Ones who stand out because they think they are cool and dont care that other people are disgusted by them.
Low class losers.
Example; So your walking down the hall and you notice that this one kid really stands out. He is wearing yellow skinny jeans, a red shirt, blue shoes and a purple sweater. You think to yourself, "WHAT goes through this skids mind when he looks in the mirror before he leaves the house?"
miserable faggot that always wants shotgun but never gets it cuz his shoes arent new.
Statile- bro i want shotgun
friend- but dude you had it last time
Statile- but i gave you 20 cents bro, bro! bro?
|55.||The Invisible Closet|
When everyone know's a guy is gay, but he refuses to come out of the closet.
Jeff: Oh my God, Becca, your shoes are sooo fabulous!!!
Rebecca: JEFF! Come out of the invisible closet already!
The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.
Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.
Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.
Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.
Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.
All the above would result in..
"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"