"That new kid is so homeschooled"
"That restaurant was ridiculously homeschooled man, bad call"
Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.
slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.
Forced homeschooler. Usually, the kid spends his days in loneliness trying to learn on his own (unless his parents act like his teachers.) The kid will probably be in a sport (baseball) if the parents allow him to, and hang out with neighborhood buddies.
An enthusiastic homeschooler will be participating in every single extra-curricular activity available. Hates public schools. Has many friends from homeschool. Believes that the real world is bad and that you have to stay away from it.
Loved Homeschooler. Usually homeschooling parents will describe their kid as the “loved homeschooler”. His parents will be loving and caring people and they will make him participate in all kinds of dance, sports, art classes. Send them to malls and museums every 3 days, have them have 10 million friends. Such a homeschool family exists in about 5% in 1 million.
A sheltered homeschooler has no friends, never goes outside except to play with the little kids. Never gets any clothes because mom says you don’t need them because you never go out anyway. If the person is cyber-schooled, he usually surfs the web 24/7 and knows almost everything about the internet. Lies about doing his work, and is behind on it and is a huge procrastinator. This kid will probably go on Myspace, Facebook, Yahoo or some chat site and add random people to talk to in hopes of not losing their social skills. He spends his days moping, depressed and hypnotized with the internet.
Bob participates in the little league and plays outside with his friends. He has a meh life.
Sally: Oh hey what do you do during the weekends?
Jane: Oh I take Science classes
Sally: Oh wow. I relax at the mall.
Public School parent: OMG public school is so much better than homeschool! You can socialize, meet friends, play sports!
Homeschooled parent: NOO the kid needs to work at home. He also plays outside a lot, has many friends, goes to the mall, has parties…
Example 4: Beth spent her homeschooled years surfing chat websites. It’s no wonder she’s a social hermit.
home schooled kid: I think it was about ten. what about you?
School kid: 5:30
Homeschooler: HAHA sucker!
School Kid: what did you learn today?
Homeschooler: I pretty much just surfed the Internet, then I went to the mall, whatever, I read the back of a cereal box and my mom said that was good for school work, see I get fridays and mondays off....what bout you, what did you learn?
School kid: I had a test in science.....did you really surf the Internet all day............?
In other news, this will be voted down by every person born without a humour gland.
Shit's gonna go DOWN, mofo.