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Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003
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Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.
"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"
by Ashley L January 17, 2004
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Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos
by G-Union February 24, 2004
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World's greatest American stereotype!
by Ricky June 20, 2003
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Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.
Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.
by Kristina January 12, 2004
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When one is lucky by bafoonery
I pulled a Homer Simpson
by Anonymous May 05, 2003
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1. a cartoon character in "The Simpsons" that eats too much, drinks too much beer, and all in all is a complete moron, just funnier than the average moron.

2. when a person succeeds when he/she does not know what they are doing. at all.

3. pure, crazy, insane luck.
"That four year old's driving!"
"But he just won the Daytona 500!"
"Looks like he pulled a Homer Simpson"
by yun kim April 21, 2004
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