The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "r" properly. He has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure gold.
by dpo June 21, 2004
A pale faced, slow- thinking, but loveable creature who wears a beanie and red shirt with a star on it. Known for his speech impediment, love for melonade, and acting in a Fluffy Puff Marshmallows commercial. See also Marzipan, Strong Bad, and somebody get this freaking duck away from me
by Nicolle August 9, 2003
Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad and The Cheat. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.
"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?"
"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"
"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"
"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"
"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"
by Wubbzy February 11, 2004
The no-armed, white, bald, humorous star of a website sharing his name. Usually not intelligent, he has been proven to outsmart his arch-nemesis strong bad on few occasions.
"What!? What the crap just happened? Is it possible I was just outsmarted by Homestar Runner!?" - StrongBad
StrongBad: "So hang on hang on hang on....Let me get this straight. You're betting me that you're cool"
Homestar: "Yep I'm cool."
StrongBad: "And if you're not cool, you have to change you're name to Keven DuBrow...but if you are cool, I have spend the night at the King of Town's?"
Homestar: "That's the deal man. The total deal."
StrongBad: "You're going down, son."
Homestar: "No way man."
StrongBad: "Okay. Let's see you be cool."
Homestar dons a pair of sunglasses.
Homestar: "S'up."
StrongBad: "Ohhhh crap!"
StrongBad: "So hang on hang on hang on....Let me get this straight. You're betting me that you're cool"
Homestar: "Yep I'm cool."
StrongBad: "And if you're not cool, you have to change you're name to Keven DuBrow...but if you are cool, I have spend the night at the King of Town's?"
Homestar: "That's the deal man. The total deal."
StrongBad: "You're going down, son."
Homestar: "No way man."
StrongBad: "Okay. Let's see you be cool."
Homestar dons a pair of sunglasses.
Homestar: "S'up."
StrongBad: "Ohhhh crap!"
by Walker-san March 2, 2004
Homestar runner is the main character of homestarrunner.com, he looks like a guy without arms who is white all over, wearing a red shirt with a star on it and a helicopter hat,he also has a serious speech impediment, he is stupid, but his stupidity often works well for him, he has a rival strongbad and a girlfriend marzipan he lives in free town- USA near prance, he is one of the coolest characters on the site aswell and his site is hilarious.
Homestar:Now class, i will show you how to make a wet computer out of strongbads computer, first, take some mountain dew, then apply liberally....
He pours mountain dew over strongbads computer
After a little wait
Woah this sodas like never ending
(singing)neeveer ending soodaa
He pours mountain dew over strongbads computer
After a little wait
Woah this sodas like never ending
(singing)neeveer ending soodaa
by Kash August 20, 2004
1. A very terrific athlete.
2. Fluffy puff marshmallow spokesman.
3. Proprieter of Homestarrunner.com, and the lesser known homestarrunner.net, ITS DOT COM!
4. Lover of Marzipan, Melonade, and flushy-push marshmallows.
5. Enemy of strong bad.
6. He who speaks with a lisp, wheres a helicopter beanie, has a large overbite, and does not wear pants.
2. Fluffy puff marshmallow spokesman.
3. Proprieter of Homestarrunner.com, and the lesser known homestarrunner.net, ITS DOT COM!
4. Lover of Marzipan, Melonade, and flushy-push marshmallows.
5. Enemy of strong bad.
6. He who speaks with a lisp, wheres a helicopter beanie, has a large overbite, and does not wear pants.
by Jason Osborne August 9, 2003
(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar
Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
by Steven March 3, 2004