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Home bird describes an adult man with mental problems, such as: killing other peoples pets, stalking women, innapropriatly touching little degos, and an overtly freakish obsession with washing his hands with bleach.
Zigler: "You know why I'm like this, I'm just frustrated and depressed because I haven't been on a date in 3 years..."

Lush's: "Home bird, you need to chill the fuck out... go eat shit and stop touching the little italian boys."
by lushkid plasma April 28, 2007
A female who you are going out with but you do not wish to be seen in public with.
I want to go to the cinema but the only person free is my "home bird" so that plan is out the window.
by nottolongleft September 22, 2010