|57.||go home cook rice|
Background: Cooking rice is a daily chore in households in Hawaii. This chore is often tasked to the children/teenagers of the family who usually got home from school before their parents and were instructed to cook the rice for dinner.
Hawaiian slang: This phrase has the equivalent effect of "go home!" or "go back to where you came from" in American speech. There are many equivalent uses: some used to express disdain, some used jokingly and some used to express relief from a hard day of work.
Ex. 1 - Mahina (at a football game): "Fuck the Huskies!! Go home cook rice!"
Ex. 2 - Leinani: "Don't even kno how fo' do simple division? Brah, you bettah just go home cook rice."
Ex. 3 - Kawika: "Ho braddah, dat one homework took so long. Finally pau. Time to go home cook rice."
Someone stay at home all day, especially in the day time;indoorsman, indoorswoman
You are such a home koala.
|59.||Las Vegas time|
Returning home to a time zone different from Las Vegas after vacation and referring to the time according to what time it is in Las Vegas.
Beth: Let's get fucked up.
Tim: It's 2 in the morning.
Beth: It's 2 am in New York but its only midnight Las Vegas time.
Tim: Am I at least going to get some pussy?
Beth: Of course, my body still thinks it's Las Vegas time.
1. A online site where you, and your parents, can check grades. This site takes three years to load, fails to open, and crashes on a daily basis. Your teachers will also take forever to upload grades into it, and your parents will check the website and subsequently ground you. Almost every single time.
2. The devil
"Dude, did you check home access?" "Yeah, I failed that quiz."
|61.||stay at home mom|
A stay at home mom is a white, upper middle class woman who:more...
-thinks anything that is not white, upper middle class is inferior and/or evil
-thinks her children need her up their asses 24/7
-thinks working mothers are inferior because they aren't up their kids asses 24/7
-thinks men should be sperm donors and money makers, and nothing else. God forbid ever making a man be a father, and no, throwing the football around for 20 minutes on a Saturday and bringing home a fat paycheck does not make someone a good father.
-thinks her job is the hardest in the world, using dumb arguments from Dr. Phil like "stay at home moms have an equivalent to 2 full time jobs." Well honey, guess what, working moms must have 3 full time jobs, then. They take care of children, errands, and the house, but unlike your lazy, whining ass, they don't have from 6am to 8pm to do it.
-crucify working moms for not spending enough time with their children, but find it perfectly acceptable for a man to forgo time with their kids for their career (sexists hypocrites)
-max out their hubby's credit card at Talbot's, the hair salon, and buying a big ass SUV or mini van
-often depressed because they realize that saying your ABCs and watching Dora the Explorer all day is not how an adult should live their life
-constantly talk about "me" time
-end up with slutty daughters, misogynistic boys, and drug addict children because they were up their asses 24/7
-are trying to be the exact opposite of their ...
After a long hard day's work you come home, grab a Miller Lite out of the fridge and enjoy a few cold ones.
It's Miller Time.
|63.||until the cows come home|
1) For a very long time.
2) From now until whatever time the fat broads you live with return to the house.
When the cops started knocking on the door of the cocaine storehouse, Pete and Tony jumped out the window and ran until the cows came home.
"Hey dad, when are we gonna be eating dinner?"
"Not until the cows come home, son. Where the hell are your mother and sister? I'm hungry too."