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15.
To enter a church for the sole purpose of moving one's bowels.
Sorry I'm late. Damn bean burritos! I had to stop over at St. Colin's and take a holy shit on the way over.
by Kaptain Krinkly November 15, 2009
 
16.
Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.
"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"
by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006
 
17.
An expression by which some people identify their deity.
"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
 
18.
When a man gets so drunk that he cant remember what happened the night before and shits his pants... therby waking up the next morning with shit in is pantsand not knowing were it came from and assuming it was an act of god.
Dude! i woke up this morning with some holy shit in my pants!!
by # 1 raider fan February 14, 2009
 
19.
when the woman does not want anal sex but the man does. He performs the sneak attack and sticks his penis into her ass when she is not expecting causing her to yell Holy Shit!
Jenna did not want to do anal, but i did. So i gave her the Holy Shit.
by Dale P. Johnson August 24, 2007
 
20.
God's duckas.
I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.
by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011
 
21.
When something is really stupid or shocking
Starr Jones is wearing something with a zipper! Holy Shit!
by Undercover, Mushroom February 01, 2009