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20.
God's duckas.
I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.
by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011
 
1.
1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising
1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."
by Fatass February 18, 2003
 
2.
1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
by Super Gerbil July 09, 2004
 
3.
1)The Last Words Said Before Death.

2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.
1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"

2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"
by Freaky T July 07, 2006
 
4.
1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...
"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.
by Aeon102 May 17, 2004
 
5.
Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.
"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)
by TenInchPlaya October 09, 2006
 
6.
A shit you take in church.
"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"
by Mikemike43 May 01, 2010
 
7.
More like an expression; Extremely Surprised/Shocked. Unbelievable.
HOLYSHIT, it's a dinosaur!
HOLYSHIT, MUM'S BACK!
by KenXtreme July 24, 2010