| 1. | Holy Turd Shit! | ||
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An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive. *blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*
Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!! |
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| 2. | jesus turd | ||
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another term for holy shit "jesus turd!!", that fish tastes like spunk.
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| 3. | holy white ghost | ||
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big sweaty steaming turd "yo have you had a holy white ghost in the toilet"
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| 4. | holy shit | ||
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A term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants. When he saw this shit the next day he said "Holy" Shit Holy Shit Jay, That is freaking crazy!!
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| 5. | shocklog | ||
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A mind bogglingly large turd that has become wedged in the toilet pan and can only be shifted by a bomb disposal squad and navy divers "Holy shit look at the size of that shocklog!"
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| 6. | sandstone shit | ||
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When you have a huge turd come out and little shit flakes break off and swim around in the bowl. "Holy crap! I just took a huge a shit and it was all flaky!"
"Dude1 That was a sandstone shit!" "Dude! Gnarly!" |
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| 7. | Turd fishing | ||
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Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds. "Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
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