a very large, stiff, solid, erect penis. a cock so hard and huge it takes multiple attempts to reach the top.
The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.
Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.
Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?
Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.
Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.
Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.
Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.
A small rodent that rocks soft, beautiful fur. Chinchilla coats go up to $100,000. That fur scarf that Martha Stewart was wearing after she got out of court was chinchilla ($2,000 scarf) and now there is a HUGE demand for chinchilla scarfs.
OMG, its Martha Stewart, poor bastard...but holy shit, thats a nice scarf.
an extremely large piece of shit that instead of sinking stays at the top and floats right after it is released from the anus area.
Jim: "Dude, come, come look at this"
Edd: "Holy Fuck man that thing is huge"
Jim: "Yea that's not really the pont though look at it, its fucking floating man"
Edd: "Holy shit dude, thats a fucking shistabobber"
A Moinster, Noun, is a fictional character that is suppost to eat cats and Humans.
They Are Believed to live in Mansions.
Jon:Holy Shit, Thats A Moinster!
Jake: What The F*** is a Moinster?
Jon:A fictioanl character that eats cats
The huge shit one takes after a night of hard drinking, so long that it hangs from ones ass and still touches the bottom depths of the toilet.
Shitter: Holy shit dude, check this out it, my shit log is touching the deepest part of the toilet and its still hanging from my ass.
Shitter's Friend: Yea man, thats a prime example of a hangover cliffhanger.
massive amounts of hair around the penis area.
holy shit thats a lot of junglie jim in your area