The Mafia is a criminal syndicate dating back many years. It originally, well, originated in Sicily, and expanded. It was first a group for people that needed protection from the goverment, other people, et cetera. It is a very strongly structed and organized group, with several "Don's", who are the bosses. One must be Sicilian or Italian on the fathers side to join the Mafia. Rumours circulate that the initiation rite is one must hold spread blood on the picture of a saint or other holy figure, and then hold it as it burns.
There is also an American Mafia or sorts, some like the above, call the 'Cosa Nostra' translating into "our thing". Organized much the same way as the Sicilian Mafia, it deals in drugs, prostitution, money laundering, white collar crime, violence, and extortion. It has grown very powerful, especially in Chicago, Detroit, and New York City. Until changed, under the 'moustache Petes' the Mafia would only do buisness with those of Sicilian ancestory, although under 'Lucky' Luciano (also created the Mafia's 'Murder, Inc.) it now deals with other people of other nationalities.
See also the Red Mafiya(Russian Mafia)
Cosa Nostra
And of course, as boldly stated, the Bush Administration.

Aesop Rock is the holy god of backpacker rappers. People actually think he says something in his raps, but that is a misconception. 95% of his songs are just plain gibberish and most people that listen to him don't realize that.

A Lemz0r is a holy (and mostly untouchable) master of Lemmings. To achieve Lemz0r status one must either have completed an entire version of Lemmings, or whence given the challenge sit down and beat any level on demand.

This definition primarily pertains to all incarnations of TEAM17's game Lemmings dating back to the Amiga, but can also be used to describe a tamer of literal Lemmings if necessary.

Also a Lemz0r is normally an above average Worms player, or even perhaps a Wormz0r.

n. A word used to describe a large, unco-ordinated male figure from the Planet Ggerg. It may use its most fiendish attack, the Ggerg poke, when he feels intimidated or frightened.

v. To thrust your middle and index figers visciously, aiming towards the upper right or left chest area below the shoulder.

An amazing, albeit pointless and rather childish, competition occurring between two or more people, in which the players take turns attempting to convince the other players that their voice sounds different when spoken through a fan.

To qualify for this competition, the player must be highly inebriated on acid and weed, ecstasy, and/or trittles, and it is preferred that they have taken their chemical intoxicants in large enough doses that their mental and physical safety are in question by onlookers.

Gameplay consists of taking turns speaking into the fan and attempting to convince the listener that the fan modifies their voice by breaking the soundwaves. The listening player, just as well, must attempt to convince the talking player that the latter's voice is altered. Once the talking player becomes thuroughly convinced that the fan is breaking his voice up, they switch positions and, again, try to prove the same point to one another.

The match is won in either of 3 ways:
1. When a player becomes bored of the game and begins making figure eights in the air with the cherry of his cigarette.
2. When a player forgets what he was doing and walks off to admire the psychedelic waves flowing from the bathroom mirror.
3. When a player becomes so dissociated that he begins rambling incoherently about ink pens...

A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.

The Baykok is a character from the Anishinaabe aadizookaan, which is said to fly though the forests of the Great Lakes region. The cries of Baykok are also described as being shrill. Described as "Death" in The Song of Hiawatha, it is said to appear as an extremely emaciated skeleton-like figure, with thin translucent skin and glowing red points for eyes. The Baykok only preys upon warriors, but does so ruthlessly, using invisible arrows or beating its prey to death with a club. The Baykok, after paralyzing or killing its prey, then devours the liver of its victim.