Analogous to a J.Crew catalog, this preppy, snobbish Jesuit college is infested with stuck-up rich kids fresh out of boarding school. Holy Cross is reputed for its sheer homogeneity and the inferior quality of food. It is built on the top of an effing mountain and the campus is notorious for its harsh winter climate. Perhaps one of its most ironically redeeming qualities is its proximity to WooTown (Worcester, MA), a low-SES city crammed with "Woo Rats" (Worcester locals), and home to some of the "classiest" bars and clubs in the U.S. If you are overweight, if you don't like to pop your collar, or if you're not an alcoholic, you probably ought not attend this school. Also if you enjoy getting A's, you ought to look into an easier school - like Harvard; because welcome to Holy Cross, where your best is never good enough and you will never experience the fruition of your labors.
Wait, if you go to Holy Cross... then why are you driving a Toyota?
My parents won't let me go to Holy Cross.. I got alcohol poisoning last time i visited.