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9. holy crap
A Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint...Saint Coprius (Holy Crap), Agios Kopros
Holy Crap, Intercede to God for Me!
1. holy crap
1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.
1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.
2. holy crap
The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.
Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
by Bubba Dec 12, 2004 add a video
3. holy crap
A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
by Zak Apr 28, 2003 add a video
4. holy crap
a piece of poop worthy for a God
This is surely a holy crap.
5. holy crap
crap from the catholic pulp
man NO.1 Holy crap!
man NO.2 what was the pulp here again?
6. Holy Crap
This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".
Omfg, dude you just became holy crap.
7. holy crap
When you take a dump at church.
wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
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