holy bananas

anything pertaining to disbelief

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"

by boner bandit April 2, 2008

Holy Bananas!

The priest's penis after he pulls it out of the alter boy.

"Eat those holy bananas!"

by fodets January 25, 2012

holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 26, 2019

holy bananas batman

A phrase used when in shock or in excitement.

Johnny: Dude! Check out that MILF!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!

by Bee Ryan. January 5, 2010

Holy BANANA

THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE

holy banana = holy powers

by HOLY MOTHERFUCKER January 7, 2019