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a Clothing and accessory store you can find at most malls/large cities where it's so dark all you can see is the clothes, and it's so loud all you can hear is.........nothing unless you yell.
at Hollister:

"Where can I find an employee around here to help me?"

"Right Here! How can I help you?"

"I can't see you, but I want to try this on. Where's the fitting room?"

"What?"

"WHERE IS THE FITTING ROOM!?"

"WHAT?"

"NVM"
by iHateHoCo April 13, 2010
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the biggest disgrace to surf culture. its just a marketing ploy by abercrombie and fitch to sell surfing cause its so damn "cool"! i'm sick and tired and seeing the name on my hometown on a shirt worn by a guy who looks like he's never seen the ocean. anyone who shops here is poser. you kooks probably wouldnt last a second out in the water even its only waist high! Quit embarassing us real surfers and skaters.
"Hey brah, I just bought some radical clothes at Hollister! Lets go surf some of those poounding waves at Malibu! Yaaaaaah! I'm such a gnarly surfer dude."
ME: "Go back to Ohio kook."
by K-Rhino January 31, 2007
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a clothing designer whose pants magically seem to act as a push up bra for a girl's ass, and whose clothes in general add at least a point to a girl on the hotness scale.
andy(staring): daaaaaammmmmnnnn... I didn't know that chick had such a nice ass
gabe: yeah its all hollister, that shits like a pancake without those pants
by Stevemutherfuckingbinks May 28, 2008
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It is a deceptive marketing campaign made by none other than the clothing store based on a town that has nothing to do with surfing. If it was santa cruz then yes that is a surf town. The real hollister is a cow town in the middle of nowhere where people do their surfing on ponds. The population consists of latinos and anglos who have nothing else to do but cow tip. Please do not buy this product. This Hollister campaign is spread like wildfire throughout the nation even though there is a simple tool called mapquest and find out that hollister is NOT on the coast.

Anyone who either wears hollister in or near the hollister area thanks for the laughs you are being conned and duped...
-Is that hollister?
yes
-What is hollister?
I heard it is a surf town.
-Go to mapquest check it out and see that Hollister is NOT a surftown, I've been there it is nothing but cows.
Ok I will check it out...
by orderofchaos January 08, 2008
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Is an offshoot of Abercrombie & Fitch that sells California-inspired apparel to 14-18 year olds. Hollister’s clothing is similar to A&F’s but is less expensive and more beach/surfer.
Look at these great outfits I got at Hollister they were way cheaper than A&F !
by bored2121 July 31, 2005
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Garanimals for teenagers. A dark musky dump you go to to buy pre ripped and patched up jeans and shirts made in a sweat shop out in the middle of nowhere. Commonly found in crappy malls throughout places like Jersey. Hollister is for asshole kids who just want to fit in and look like a smacked ass. Hollister can be smelled before you see it. It is the store that every Non-Suburbanite Citizen avoids passing by so that their eyes don't burn while on the way to do Christmas shopping.
Unfortunately, I had to pass by a Hollister while Chrismas shopping and now my eyes and nose are bleeding because It smells like a cheap Whore.
by FromPhillyWitWizz April 01, 2011
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A store in which preppy, brain drained teenagers flock to to rid themselves of any personal uniqueness and conform to the standards of society therefore forging a secret pact and plotting the destruction of the world (see also: cult).
"DUDE! Did you get a chance to like go to like Hollister this weekend?!"
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."
by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009
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