A pathetic, useless, store with snotty, selfish and bitchy models. hollister is the worst store EVER and should be boycotted. The models are STUPID, ugly, shameless, and RUDE. hollister is basically the WORST store ever.
Dude #1: "What's hollister?"
Dude #2: "The most pathetic store ever."
Dude #1: "Why?"
Dude #2: "It's a pathetic, stupid, useless, shit store with overpriced trash and stupid, ugly, rude, and shameless models. Don't EVER go to hollister."
by Dude who hates hollister September 15, 2012
A horrible store that sells overpriced torn clothes to people who wish they could surf. Their symbol is a seagull (someone else said it was an eagle. lol) Another problem is that the town Hollister is 40 minutes away from any beach . The only thing that town has is hills and suburbs .Basically it's a store from posers for posers. I used to go ride my dirtbike over in hollister but now that offroad park is full of posers too.
No one in California calls California cali, so you Hollister people can stop that too. You should go check out the Hollister town website. You will find nothing about surfing or beaches... www.hollister.ca.gov
Poser from inland state: I love my new Hollister shirt. Real surfers Surf Hollister.
California local: maybe u should drive 41 miles to santa cruz and surf where there actually is an ocean, with the real surfers.
by -ShibiMAN July 06, 2006
A store based on a small city in southern california. Stores located in malls thruout america (as far as i know) and sell extremely overpriced apparel for teens. If u have allergies u probably cant set foot in the store because it is fully drenched with cologne and perfume. Store is very dimly lit and has an all girls section to the left and all "Dude's" section to the right of the entrance. A store which has given the bitches an all new oppurtunity to snub you- "if u are not wearing the Hollister kid look your a loser". The store is basically prejudiced against kids who cant afford, or just are smart enough to know it is pointless to spend up to sixty bucks for ripped jeans and pretty much otherwise suckish tops if they didnt have HOLLISTER written across the front. Basically a snobby rich bitch's paradise with employess who only work there because its hollister.
Hollister is overpriced
by Amygurl February 22, 2007
A homosexual version of american eagle, opposed by those who want to keep their dignity. Is an offshoot of Abercrombie which is a little less gay.
Person 1: I just went to hollister even though i dont surf and bought a 40$ bathingsuit with surfboards on it because it has a seagull!

Person 2: i went to american eagle and got a cool pair of jeans off the clearance rack for 25$.
by johnharry16 January 20, 2008
Hollister is an offshot of abercrombie but it think it is better and cheaper because of the quality of clothes at hollister.Its not for gays or preps its for people who like to wear comfortable clothes and look good. it is just a cool place for teens and young adults to buy pre-ripped jeans and cool shirts. Some people dont like it because they are to poor to buy the clothes or to fat to wear them or maybe they want to be 'individual'. I shop there often and i dont think it is too overpriced and if price is a problem than shop clearence, or if thats not good enough go to goodwill. hollister california is a small hick town 50 miles from the nearest beach, so people could dis it if it were based on a hick-town but it is based on Hollister Ranch a surf company. As for the people who go to hollister to buy surf gear um thats not so cool especially if you live in some land-locked state where the closest thing to an ocean is a pond or lake. As for the smell i think its great and alot of girls like the smell also. So for those of you who poke fun of people who wear it why do you say things about it? whats so wrong with it? if you can think of a good reason then share it with the world cuz im open to suggestions. So till you can give me a reason not to ill be shopping at hollister and waiting for a reason that i should not.
Goth kid: Why do you wear hollister you look like everyone else? its realy not cool and i dont know why you wear it.

Cool kid: Sorry im so 'conforming' maybe one day ill be as liked and cool as you and your friends.
by tim1922 November 25, 2006
Hollister is definately one of the best stores that was ever made. It's an offshoot from Abercrombie and Fitch, and sells californian lifestyle clothes that have made it famous all around north america. Broadcasting beaches and sand through the style has proved to be a great choice, seeing as the company is so successful. Some people think hollister and abercrombie are too expensive, and slutty. as a matter of fact, they arent slutty at all, and as for the price, just because you cant afford it, doesnt mean you have the right to bitch at other people becuase of it. and the whole "ripped jeans epidemic" just because they're ripped, doesnt mean that they're bad quality, they were made to look ripped, but all the jean and quality is still there. if you dont want to buy ripped jeans you dont have to, its not like thats the only kind of jeans they sell.
so just to go a hollister, buy an outfit, and be happy.
A: "What did you do this weekend"
B: "Went shoppping!"
A: "WHERE?? HCO?, A&F"
B: "yeahh i got this really pretty shirt from hollister"
A: "k you haaaave to wear it to school tomorrow"
by hcolover. November 24, 2007
a store where anorexic girls and guys go to buy clothes made for only anorexic people.
an anorexic girl bought a XXS shirt from Hollister
by TAYlor. June 07, 2007
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