The Holidaze 

/ðə hɒlədiz/

the two back-to-back celebratory days of 4/19 (Bicycle Day) and 4/20 (stoner holiday)

Michaela: What are your plans for The Holidaze?
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.

The Holidaze by TheTallestPsychonaut April 20, 2023

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Phallic halitosis by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

holidazed 

To become dazed and confused by the excessive displays, advertisements, etc. of any holiday.

Nowadays its getting hard to avoid being holidazed.

holidazed by jpg3 November 23, 2013

A - Holic 

Someone who is unfortunately addicted to being an a - hole. They can't help themselves and no amount of therapy can cure them. They are a chronic arsehole. They treat others as if they don't matter. It's all about them.

Bradford and Shirley are chronic A - Holics after treating "their" son as they have. His feelings never mattered. There is no hope for them.

A - Holic by ratsbackside April 20, 2017

Tess Holiday 

When someone with a real eating disorder is forced to temporarily suspend their normal routine of restriction/purging/exercise and/or safe foods due to external circumstances beyond their control (family vacation/road trip, presence of others, lack of safe foods being available, etc) and is forced to eat like a typical normie.

This can induce severe mental stress and cause feelings of guilt and of being a "fake ana" or as having "Tessorexia".

Tessie: "Did you hear that every May 6th is international "No Diet Day"?
Sasha: "Yeah. It's a Tess Holiday".

Tess Holiday by Anathemata September 23, 2021

holity address 

The holity address is part of a hendfice, wheras the sablity address is itself a hendfice, encompasing several subdricts within it (as you can imagine, it may be a problem if one provides an address with the wrong minity)

A holity address of residential address always spomed inside a glode together (as the law requires) with four other holity addresses

May I ask for what purpose you need the address? This will help me decide whether to use the holity or sablity address.

For the contact address, should I give my sablity address or my holity address?

A holity address is not interchangeable with a sablity address -- they are completely different!

holity address by T.W.B March 20, 2021

hoeitis 

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016