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Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
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holistic fuck 

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
holistic fuck by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021
A girl who would buy even shit, if it was adorned with the Hollister label. She is usually middle class, skinny, (or is under the impression she is), and enjoys putting others down.
You: Hey I thought you already had that shirt.

Hollishit Girl: No the other one was pink, this ones salmon.

You: Righhhht, All you do is buy random Hollishit.
Hollishit by thatgirlintheglasses September 25, 2010
Known as a beautiful women that has a gorgeous, perfect, curvy body with a face of a goddess, also known to have perfect tight curls. She can have bad attitude if reached her bad side but can be the sweetest loving girl you've ever meet, you'll always catch her with a hot looking lover or friend. Her friends are jealous of her coolness, Halisha can be a flirt machine but a faithful angel when is taken.
"Halisha is soooo Gorgeous!!"

"Is halisha a goddess?"

"I want to be just like halisha"
Halisha by grunx December 6, 2013

holeshiner

the action a police officer (or other in authority) performs when searching the alleged criminal's posterior for weapons and/or paraphernalia. Usually involves latex gloves and a flashlight, hence "holeshiner".
Person 1:"Dang dude, that cop has that guy laying down on the hood of his car with his pants down!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"
holeshiner by SeymoreButts5150 November 13, 2007
Coming from the words:
Foolish

Relish
Louse
Moon over
House (in reference to one’s brain)

Finding peace, and relishing in one’s sadness.

A Houish person is someone who can find comfort in their mental hardships.

Not enough to overcome them, but more so to acknowledge and live with them.
Sometimes even finding meaning to their sadness.
He stepped out of the door, and into the rain. It hit his body, making him cold. He looked off into the dark forest, all but the tops of trees invisible in the darkness. He looked for longer, starting to think about himself, about his regrets and mistakes. Houish thoughts filled his head. He would never be fixed, but he was okay with that.
Houish by Hydro Turtle July 18, 2022

holeshot 

When the Motocross racer gets to the first turn be fore anyone else.
He took off so fast, he deffinetly got the holeshot.
holeshot by racinjoe May 6, 2005