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Holiday Card: A way for people to brag about how well their children are doing and all of their accomplishments. An obnoxious thing to do and most of the time they include multiple page 'updates' on their lives. Bill: Hey! I got something in the mail!
Anna: Eh, it's probably just another Holiday Card Bill: Yeah...who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school...mehh |
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| 37. | Non-denominational holiday wishes | ||
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Holiday greeting which is acceptable for dissemination to anyone, is politically correct and entirely non-offensive; yet contains no substance and is really annoying. Please accept my non-denominational holiday wishes with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.
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| 38. | Serial Holiday-Ruiner | ||
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someone who can be counted on to ruin a holiday, often caused by the inability to deal with stress and to deflect it onto others - be it family, or otherwise - leading everyone to be stressed out and annoyed with each other. "Despite our plans to embark on our road-trip in 8 o'clock in the morning, we didn't manage to leave until 1pm, as my mother threw a fit and made us clean the entire house first. Everyone was in a foul mood thanks to my mother - the serial holiday-ruiner".
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| 39. | The Holiday Taint | ||
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The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion. Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint? |
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| 40. | Holiday dump | ||
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A large bowel movement due to excessive eating over the holidays, taken once a year usually after Christmas, removing a few holiday pounds that were put on from as early as Thanksgiving. Me: Woa dude you lost alot of weight when did you start dieting
Jim: Nah man i just took a 4 pound holiday dump |
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| 41. | Holiday Fat | ||
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n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities. "Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..." |
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| 42. | Holiday Text | ||
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that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text
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