noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.
Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.
by Ralph Wilkerson December 26, 2004