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A female, which you have not spoken to in a while, that calls/texts a couple days before a holiday such as Christmas or Valentine's Day with the intention of acquiring something (presents, attention..)

(phone rings)
John- who is that?
Moe- Crystal
J- thats the 4th fucking time in the past 2 hours
M- Oh yeah Sweetest's Day is tomorrow.
J- she's being such a holiday hoe
by Hass Hash em March 03, 2009
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