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A Colby College event that celebrates St. Patrick's Day on the closest Friday/Saturday to the holiday. Students start drinking in the evening Friday and stay up all night (while drinking like champs) then watch the sunrise (drunk) and attend a special breakfast (even drunker). The drinking lasts for at least 24 hours and students wear green, drink green, and vomit green goldfish. Viva La Colby I have NO memory of this year's doghead! Lost my ID, phone, and my dignity at Colby College...
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| 30. | Godgression | ||
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The most commonly found chord progression found in most mainstream songs. The chord progression is as follows: Am-F-C-G Any progression that follows this pattern in different keys also quallifies as a godgression. Cm-G#-Eb-B is also considered a godgression. Songs that follow this pattern include but are not limited to "Holiday" and "21 Guns" by Green Day, "Hot n' Cold" by Katy Perry, and "Gift of a Friend" by Demi Lovato. Its so easy to write a song! Just use the godgression and write some lyrics! Its so easy!!!
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| 31. | Post 4th of July Blues | ||
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This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition. (On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.
Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect. |
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| 32. | Maddog | ||
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A typical Australian male teenager aged between 18 - 35 years old. more...
A 'Maddog' is a male who loves "gettin' on the piss" (consuming a lot of Alcohol, typically Hahn Super Dry or West End Draught) - once intoxicated a 'Maddog' generally is unable to control his actions, physically and verbally. 'Maddog's' have a large circle of mates (friends) also, who together they consume alcohol in ample quantities. Generally a 'Maddog' speaks his mind, curses, likes to throw his weight around and have a good time, without considering the implications of his actions. 'Maddog's' also attend most Australian Music Festivals. They also love going to Bali and Thailand for a holiday. Most 'Maddog's' are very confident beings, and they like to participate in active sports (AFL, Soccer, Gym etc) Most 'Maddog's' also do alright with the ladies (unless they get too drunk and hurl verbal abuse towards the female gender, becoming an increasing issue). Most 'Maddog's' have lost their driver's licence at some stage of their lives (Drink driving, speeding, burnouts - burnouts are usually performed to impress other fellow 'maddogs') |
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| 33. | Seaside Town | ||
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A shithole like Blackpool or Brighton that lies beside the sea, where dog shit and toilet paper litters the 'award winning beaches' and dogs with eyes missing roam the boardwalks. ''Missus wants to go to a Seaside Town with SAGA.''
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| 34. | Harveylicious | ||
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The most amazing of the Harvey Clan. The top dog and obviously a lady. She talks to who she wants and shifts who she wants. You don't want to be on the wrong side of Harveylicious or you're a 'dirty bollocks'. I was in 360 bank holiday Monday. I seen her coming in the shadows with a spring of curls. Before I knew it she had crept up behind me and pounced. It could only be Harveylicious. I was Harveylicious-ised!
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| 35. | pikey | ||
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This is a term to describe people less fortunate than us, They usually live on your local beauty spot and appear over night. Some have actually worked hard ripping off the elderly, by repairing a roof tile for £10000. So they can afford to lower the tone of an area by moving in to a house.
They drive four by four vehicles, which are usually towing your Ifor Williams trailer that was nicked three weeks previous. They find it hard to grasp the concept of father’s day, as usually they don’t know which of the many men in their life is actually the father. They enjoy bare knuckle fighting as a sport and usually have a metal bar or rabies infected dog for back up. There idea of a holiday is getting caught doing a crime and being sent to prison where they will rent out there asshole for a small sum. Plain and simple "inbreeds"
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