holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

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February 28 National holding hands day

Gf : why are we holding hands?
Bf: It’s February 28 National holding hands day

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When two cars are both going the same speed in different lanes making it impossible to pass them

Why are we going so slow?

Because these two cars right in front of me are holding hands and it's pissing me off

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When there is a gay/lesbian couple and one of them is out and the other isn't.

Holding hands through the capflap

In Skins:
Emily to Naomi: Still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?

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Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

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When the man shoves his whole hand up a girls ass and shakes the ovaries like a hand shake.

The press reported this week that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were Holding Hands in an IHOP. Really Bieber...Really?

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On Friday, April 14, it's national holding hands day. So, if you see someone, run up and hold their hand. Happy national hold my hand day;)

-hey girl, its national holding hands day
-well lets hold hands together
*kisses and gets married*

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