Heavy,Oil,Leaks,Dead,Engine,Noises which are a common occurences in the much anticepated and now somewhat maligned 5.7L V8 Generation 3 GM Motor that was imported from the U.S and of which approximately 2000 of had severe piston slap due to faulty workmanship and parts. However the problem was more compounded with unsuspecting owners when the Holden Motor Company decided to try and wash their hands of them problem by issuing Service Bulletins that stated they would only fix the said Holdens at fault which went thru more than 5litres of Oil in a 1000 km period. This made Holden owners jump camp in frustration and buy Cars from the rival Ford Motor Company
Person 2 " Mate I wouldn't touch that POS Holden as it is most likely got one of those dodgy Gen 3 motors in it!!"
Friend2: Well yeah his name is Holden.
A girl will wish she'll be "Holden" his hand.
This is were the holden name went down hill. See commodore for examples.
Hey look another crap V6 commodore with a "SS" bodykit.
Holden is a demi-god, straight up demi-god.
Holden was so funny at the Improv, I laughed my ass off!
A Holden will treat you like a princess, and make sure you know exactly how important you are, and exactly how much he loves you. He will sneak shy glances at you while you do your homework, and when you catch him he will give you the sweetest smile and shake his head. He will tell you he's lucky to have you and that he doesn't deserve you- but oh, my gosh, you are the lucky one. A Holden will love you in ways you don't understand, and will love everything you hate about yourself. A Holden will be honest, and never tell you a single lie. He will never turn his back on you, and will never stay mad at you for longer than a day.
so, if you are ever lucky enough to know a Holden, you don't let go of him. you keep him and you love him as much as he loves you. you tell him how special he is and how important he is to you. because once he's gone, there's a hole in your heart you may never be able to replace.
"I don't know!"
"believe me, he'll let you know soon enough."