|8.||hyde n hold|
holding off ones possesions,in order to avoid situations
hyde n hold
A competitive drinking game in which two opponents simultaneously take a shot of the gnarliest booze available, all the while staring each other in the eye.
- A referee is elected to examine the Face Off and once the shots have been taken, he/she determines which opponent kept the straightest face throughout the match.
- The winner is then exempt from further Face Offs and the loser must continue Facing Off against other opponents until he/she is able to keep a straight face.
- The torch is then passed when the loser finally wins a Face Off, and the game continues.
A Face Off is often the only solution in a dispute between two intoxicated individuals ranting about who can hold their liquor, or maybe (if drunk enough) arguing about something completely unrelated.
|10.||hop off my sattle|
A phrase, similar to, get off me or hop off my nuts.
Not to be taking literally.
Use this phrase when some one is constantly pestering or annoying an individual.
guy1:are we there yet?
guy1:i need to take a shit
guy2:hold it in
guy1:im hungry, buy me somthing
guy2seriously bro, you need to hop off my sattle.
|11.||hold down the fort|
1. To keep a fort from flying away when the fort has such a low density that it tends to float off.
2. To take care of a place while someone who is usually there is gone, such as a store or one's home.
When unsure as to which definition should be applied, it can help to judge the person's intelligence - morons usually mean #2. A less moronic term for #2 would be "to hold the fort".
Someone had to stay at the playground and hold down the fort while the anchor weights were being replaced.
To take hold of, to look at. Also 'cop a feel' to grope someone sexually.
Cop hold of me beer whilst I pop off for a jimmy riddle!
|13.||Hold Your Horses|
Hold on; be patient.
Hold your horses, dear.
|14.||chicken choke hold|
The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.
Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.