Hitus, being a moment when a person is high and then consumes food to which the response will be satisfying. It will make the said person want to relax from the itus and fall into a partial comatose state

*Guy* Look at him babe he's got the hitus
*Girl* You mean itus babe?
*Guy* No fool, Hitus.... he's high and he's got the itus

hitus by MrFuriousDJ November 1, 2017

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Hoitsma

Penis wider than it is long.

My hoitsma hurts!

Hoitsma by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

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haitus

The misspelling of "hiatus".

My lack of intelligence demands that I create Urban Dictionary entries for typos like "haitus" and "teh".

haitus by Kayex November 24, 2009

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Hoeitus

A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.

Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..

Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.

Hoeitus by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013

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