| 64. | hewow | ||
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An outburst brought on by something that makes no sense at all. When someone is severely confused and full of laughter at the same time. Person 1:do anything exciting over the summer?
Person 2:I smoked a blunt while banging this duck, yeah we should with a llama, but thats just stupid. Person 1:hewow |
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| 65. | Coke-bottle glasses | ||
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Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles. Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.
Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud! Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again. |
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| 66. | Hien | ||
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Hien is a name associated with fertiliy and awesomeness. A female with the name Hien should be praised constantly. Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of queens, celebrities and princesses. It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Eratosthenes and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Hien should be put away because it would be difficult for any young female to have such a burden placed on them. However this theory was rebuked by the HOH (Head Organization of Hien) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Hien they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much wonderfulness, beauty, kindess. Isn't Hien just wonderful?
Woah, no one else can address her by her real name because of how amazing and perfect she is. I love Hien. Me too! Me three! |
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