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15.
The genital disease resulting from a drunken night of regrettable intercourse with a fat chick found at the local watering hole.
Mike: Dude what happened to you last night, you were crazy drunk.

Dave: Last night I blacked out and woke up next to Tanya. You can just call me harry potter because I am pretty sure I have hogwarts.
by shruggerx November 18, 2009
 
1.
Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizadry is a fictional school from the Harry Potter books. It is a hidden school where students aged 11 to 17 learn magic and many other things.

It is assumed that Hogwarts is in Scotland, as it takes many hours to get to from Kings Cross, in London.

At the very first day of Hogwarts, the new students are placed into the 4 houses, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. At the end of the year, the students take a test and if they pass, they continue onto their second year. At the end of the second year, the students' take more lessons, they can choose which other lessons they want, along with the core subjects that they had in years 1 and 2. In year 5, students can pick any subjects they want to continue and drop subjects they don't want to continue, into their 6th and 7th year. A prefect boy and prefect girl is also chosen from each house at 5th year. Students also take their O.W.L. tests in the 5th year. In the 7th year, a Head boy and Head girl is chosen, and students also take their N.E.W.T.'s in this year, thus completing their education at Hogwarts.

Hogwarts lessons:
Potions
Herbology
Defense against the Dark Arts
Charms
Divination
Muggle Studies
Arithmacy
Care of Magical Creatures
Astromony
History of Magic
Transfiguration
Flying Class (1st years)
-I may have missed one or two.-
Hogwarts is hidden from muggles; by charms and it is unplottable.
by Vorhees July 31, 2006
 
2.
Where I go to school.
I'm sure your Hogwarts letter just got lost in the mail.
by i'mnotcertain April 18, 2011
 
3.
Wizarding school for witches and wizards from 11 to 17 and supposedly the safest place in the world except for gringotts bank in london
i wish i went to hogwarts so i can practice magic
by lilalexis10190 August 11, 2007
 
4.
Magical school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Placed in England. The safest place in the world.
There are 4 houses: Rawenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor and Slytherin.
We are pleased to inform you that you have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
by the_Sonya October 10, 2005
 
5.
HOME.
Dobby: Harry Potter must say he is not going back to school.

Harry: "I can't! Hogwarts is my home!!"
by I eat fakes, and shit truth August 06, 2011
 
6.
the best wizarding school in the world. But not the best wizarding school in the galaxy. the best wizarding school in the galaxy is Pigfarts
gotta get back to hogwarts!
Gotta get back to school!
gottta get back to hogwarts!
'cos everybody knows I am cool.
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts
It's all that I love and it's all that I need at hogwarts Hogwarts!
by Professional Nargle Stunwitch August 20, 2011
 
7.
A sexually transmitted disease that one gets from having sex with a pig.
I went to my cousin's farm and got HOGWARTS when i got freaky with his pig.
by Mick77 June 28, 2011