Hogmanay is the best party of the year
English guy: what's Hogmanay?
Scottish guy: *Hiccup* What did you say about ma maw?
If you aren't celebrating Hogmanay, your life isn't worth living! Just die now.
PS Calling someone Scotch is offensive, its Scottish, biatch.
It involves lots of alcohol and kissing people you don't know.
Britain has it's own name for it.
It's basically New Years.
"I think i'm just going to stay at home this year.."