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Hogbeast
A female so utterly vile (eg, Kay's sister Carol) that even 12 Holsten Pils & a half bottle of vodka would not be accepted as a viable excuse.
(see Boaby)
(see Boaby)
on waking up on Saturday & realised I was in bed with that fucking hogbeast Carol, as she escape was impossible as it was sleeping on my arm. I found myself contemplating knawing it off at the shoulder like a trapped fox.
Hogbeast by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003
HogHeart
Overweight female that uses the following traits to make up for physical appearance.
>>> forgiving, supportive, expects to get cheated on, good cook, over generous, always the designated driver, buys lots of presents, sexual, loves giving blowjobs, funny, watches racing/football/wrestling, loves porno's<<<<
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>>> forgiving, supportive, expects to get cheated on, good cook, over generous, always the designated driver, buys lots of presents, sexual, loves giving blowjobs, funny, watches racing/football/wrestling, loves porno's<<<<
All men want hoghearts added into the body's of hotties. See Hottie Hoghearts
HogHeart by M Long / T Holmes December 10, 2003
hog bear
A creature residing in rural wooded areas of Georgia and North Florida. They are know for their remarkable ability to throw objects at very fast speeds sround corners and often at sharp 90 degree angles. The preferred weapon for throwing is a lighter'd knot. It is unknown where they keep the arsenal of knots, which has led many to believe that they may indeed be marsupials with a pouch that can be readily used for carrying such items. Which would also lead one to believe that only the males would launch an attack as the females would likely be carrying their young. Most hog bear encounters involve a drunk person or an older individual from a rural area.
Hottie HogHeart
A hot female with fat chick characteristics. She’s funny, sexual, adventurous, cool, and spontaneous. You see these traits in fatties but not in many hotties. The idea is to transplant the hogheart from the fatty into the hottie. You then end up with a hottie with the fatty characteristics.
Hottie HogHeart by M Long / T Holmes December 10, 2003
Hoebear
A “hoebear” is a nickname for your man when he’s been very naughty. He doesn’t want to admit that he has done anything kinky, but you can see it in his eyes and know what he has done. The “hoe” part represents the man’s actions and the “bear” is the symbolism of the man being tough and acting as if nothing happened.
“So, did you have fun last night?”
“Oh yeah! I hung out with my girlfriend for a couple of hours and we watched movies!”
“Is that it? Just movies? No Netflix and Chill?”
“Nope! We just snuggled and watched them!”
“Hmmm, I still think you did something, ya hoebear! I know how you are with your women!”
“Oh yeah! I hung out with my girlfriend for a couple of hours and we watched movies!”
“Is that it? Just movies? No Netflix and Chill?”
“Nope! We just snuggled and watched them!”
“Hmmm, I still think you did something, ya hoebear! I know how you are with your women!”
Hoebear by @TheRoseBowler February 7, 2018