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It's really not that bad. At least that's what the people who live there try to think. What is there to do? Nothing. That's why they have so many drugs. It's full of indie college students and the high schoolers get dumber as they get older. If you're looking for drugs, just ask anyone. They most likely have a hook up. If you HAVE to visit: Hogan Brothers and Blue Monday are a "good" nofo expierience. Jesse James tried to rob this bank and this dude was like "get your guns" and a bunch of people got shot and that was basically it. But thanks jesse, for making it impossible to drive ANYWHERE that one week in september. P.S. Don't mention faribault. mother: jimmy, have you been doing drugs
25 year old jimmy: i don't know what drugs are.... mother: clean your room. you have nothing better to do. person from northfield: your town smells like ass. person from faribault: shut the fuck up, you're 25 and you live with your mom. person from northfield: wanna buy some drugs? |
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| 2. | bank robber | ||
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student from Lehigh University who loses ~$4000 through online poker and proceeds to attempt to rob a bank to pay off his debt (unsuccessfully). Lehigh University Sophmore Charged With Bank Robbery
Police Say Fraternity Brothers In Getaway Car A class president (Greg Hogan) at Lehigh University has been arrested and charged with bank robbery. |
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| 3. | Jumphrey | ||
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The act of jumping through a table/desk wearing dress pants, and a short sleeve shirt with a tie. Hey look at the Pumphrey brothers performing a jumphrey.
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| 4. | ed Gein | ||
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My fav serial killer of all time, only killed two (believed to have killed more), Necrophilliac with a transgendered twist......he longed to have the genitalia of a woman. Movies such as psycho, silence of the lambs are based somewhat loosely on this man. He mad a suit of of human flesh, a belt outa nipples (sweet lol), a bowl soup outa heads and a chair furnished with human skin. Now that interior design.
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Edward Theodore Gein (August 27, 1906 - July 26, 1984),was one of the most notorious serial killers of the United States. Although he may have committed "only" two murders, the particularly bizarre and morbid nature of his crimes shocked the world. Childhood Ed Gein was born to George and Augusta Gein on August 27, 1906 in La Crosse, Wisconsin. The Geins were a notably dysfunctional family. George was a violent man who could not keep a job. He usually spent his days brooding on the front porch and consuming liquor. Gein rejected his violent, aimless father, as did his older brother Henry and especially Augusta, who treated him like a non-entity. Despite her deep contempt for George, the atrophic marriage persisted, for, under Augusta's strict moral code (with its roots in fanatical Evangelicalism), divorce was not an option. She operated the small family grocery store and eventually purchased a farm on the outskirts of another small town by the name of Plainfield, which thereafter became Ed's permanent home. He often liked to dance the jig at town socials. Augus... |
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| 5. | marakesh kebab | ||
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the marakesh kebab is a relative of the alabama hotpocket. it is the act of shitting in the urethra of a man. thus creating the illusion of a kebab filled with beef. the first recorded occurance of a marakesh kebab was in the back of a BA falcon on the way to a hungry jacks. i felt a little dirty giving barry a marakesh kebab, but i had to go and he wanted it so bad.
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