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A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.
Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010