Hotnuts

A man wearing shorts above the knee level, ranging from small gym shorts to Daisy Dukes. Usually suggests gayness or just a really bad sense of dress.

Damn, look at Hotnuts over there. Those balls are practically grazing the flames!

Hotnuts by stop it loser March 8, 2009

honuts 

when your balls are glazed with poonjuice like donuts

When your done tossing my salad can you clean my honuts..

honuts by HOCANADA January 7, 2003

Hoffnuts 

Something that Sir David Hasselhoff finds amusing, exciting, or entertaining. It may also mean something he finds worthy of his testicles.

"Wow, girls. That dance routine was Hoffnuts!"

Hoffnuts by Dee Fizzle August 18, 2009

Hoenuts 

Some 9 year old girls who support a groomer.

Zoe Laverne is an ugly female dog.

Zonuts suck.

Lets' call them Hoenuts!!!

Hoenuts by uarefads April 8, 2021

hoenuts 

immature kids who stan zoe laverne and are clowns.

boy: who likes zoe laverne?
girl: hoenuts

hoenuts by blacknailpolish December 15, 2019

Hotnuts

A pre occupied person, so busy their testicles may have actually begun to overheat.

Slow down there hotnuts, tomorrow's another day!

Hotnuts by bobby the assclown May 13, 2005

Hoffnuts 

(adj.) Batshit insane and likely drunk.

Bill: "You ever watch two girls one cup?"

Bob: "Yeah that was gross... those bitches are hoffnuts."

Hoffnuts by captainmerv85 August 18, 2009