hoeflation 

The concept of men having to work 20x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were

Man 1: why don’t you get a girlfriend

Man 2: because hoeflation is insane at the moment

hoeflation by Bigdaddymomo June 30, 2022

Hoeflation 

Hoeflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value women. This is reflected through higher prices in terms of, having to spend more $ on women, having to have a certain personality, physique, etc. Women have lost all their value as they have sex with everyone, can't cook and don't know how to be good wives.

The Hoeflation in manly this month is up 6%

Hoeflation by MyNameIsCdog July 4, 2022

Manny Heffley 

Manny Heffley is a Columbian drug lord who has been on the run from the FBI since the 1990's. He has been illegally trading drugs across the US border since the 1980s and have earned at least up to $10 million us dollars. The FBI has been trying to track him down but to no avail.
It is unknown whether he is still alive

In other news the feared Columbian drug lord Manny Heffley's current status is unknown after being under hiding since the 2000's the FBI have still not tracked him down

Manny Heffley by anonymous October 4, 2021

Hufflebuddy 

A hufflebuddy is a hufflepuff that’s friends with a slytherin and are friggin’ adorable together

S.Prefect:I’ve noticed you are looking depressed lately
S.FirstYear:Everyone hates our house
S.Prefect:Not everyone (brings hufflepuff out of nowhere) I’m assigning you a hufflebuddy

S.FirstYear:What I don’t ne...
Hufflebuddy:(hugs him)
S.FirstYear:(happy gasp) I love you, don’t ever leave me
Hufflebuddy:•v•

Hufflebuddy by LilHuffleBuddy February 22, 2020

Huffle-Buffs

It should be pointed out right away that huffle-buffs are totally different to huckle bucks. Huffle-buffs are old, warm, comfortable clothes that you put on when you want to relax. These are suitable for wear in your hibernacle.

I’m feeling dormative so I’m going to wear my huffle-buffs and chill for the whole of next week.

Huffle-Buffs by AKACroatalin January 3, 2017

Detective Mark Hoffman

A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.

Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.

Detective Mark Hoffman by Josh Brovin December 12, 2012

rodrick heffley 

rodrick heffley is the og eboy and millions of people, including me, simp over him.
He founded the band, löded diaper in 2003. it has since released two songs: 'baby' (which justin beiber stole) and 'exploded diaper'.

He is the favourite character in the doawk series and in the movies was played by devon bostick.

However in the fourth movie he ws RUTHLESSLY REPLACED by and fish-looking lord farquaad rodrick.

this started the not my rodrick meme.

Person 1: who is your celebrity crush?
Person 2: rodrick heffley, im in love with him.
Person 1: me too, I simp over him.

rodrick heffley by RHGF37 June 8, 2020